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  1. Internet cafe joke

    iwannajump:

    Sa isang internet cafe…

    Vice: Kuya,pa-extend

    Kuya:ng time po?

    Vice: Hindi! yong mga cord ng computer para maiuwi ko sa bahay namin at dun na ako maglalaro. Kakainis naman! pa-out na nga lang!

    Kuya: yong sa inyo po?

    Vice: hindi! yong sa katabi ko.Ayoko kasing may katabi.Try mo ring i-out mga iba para ako lang online dito.

    (via p-o-t-e-e-deactivated20111224)



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  2. swimming pool joke!

    iwannajump:

    Sa swimming pool gate…

    Guard:Sir,maliligo po kayo?

    Vice:Ay!hindi!maghihilamos lang ako…..Magkano ba bayad?

    Guard: sa entrance po?

    Vice:Ay!hindi!sa exit!!!kita mo namang papasok palang ako,diba? walang utak.

    Guard: ako po?

    Vice: hindi,yong pool!

    (via p-o-t-e-e-deactivated20111224)



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  3. Holdap joke…

    iwannajump:

    Holdaper: Holdap to!
    Vice Ganda: And so? Wlang ngttnong.
    H: SBING HOLDAP TO!
    V: so dpat pnagsisigawan?
    H: Holdap nga to!! Holdap! Holdap!
    V: Paulit-ulit? Unli tayo?
    H: di ka ttahimik ppatayin kita!
    V: ano to, klokohan? Akla ko holdap tpos patayan na? Ano to, 2 in 1? Special o regular?
    H: Bhla ka, Aalis na lang ako!
    V: Ay gnun? Walk out? Di pa tyo tpos! Bmalik ka dto!

    HAHA!!! pilusupo!!!!

    (via p-o-t-e-e-deactivated20111224)



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  4. I could’ve been dead by now… for was it you who saved me from falling…



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  5. (C) Arthur

    (C) Arthur

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  6. eveilable:

    Seriously though, how awesome is this? We should all use them. 

    Originally from http://samspratt.tumblr.com.

    (via facesndisguise)

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  7. I wonder how racists eat their sundae at the fast food chain. :\

    I wonder how racists eat their sundae at the fast food chain. :\

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  8. Of all the actions and gestures you can do to someone you love, I like holding hands the most. Why? Because it gives a lot of different meaning. It can show that the guy doesn’t want to loose you thus he holds your hand, or maybe, he wants you to know that he’s there and that he notices how beautiful you are, or it can be that he’s thankful for your presence in his life etcetc..But for me, it gives a certain message of importance. It’s a simple way to show your love for someone, yet don’t underestimate the message it can trigger to the other person.

    Of all the actions and gestures you can do to someone you love, I like holding hands the most. Why? Because it gives a lot of different meaning. It can show that the guy doesn’t want to loose you thus he holds your hand, or maybe, he wants you to know that he’s there and that he notices how beautiful you are, or it can be that he’s thankful for your presence in his life etcetc..But for me, it gives a certain message of importance.

    It’s a simple way to show your love for someone, yet don’t underestimate the message it can trigger to the other person.

    (Source: somethingkindofclever, via odd-doll)

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  9. leilockheart: quote submitted by addictedtonine

    leilockheart:

    quote submitted by addictedtonine

    (via gliceljoycee)

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  10. Programming = Love ♥ :)

    #include <stdio.h>

    void main(void)

    {

     float u = 71.5;

     float i = 71.5;

     float love = 0;

     love = u + i;

     printf(“%d\n”, love);

    }



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